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		<title>Futurama themed Brain Slug Cupcakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Good news everybody!&#8221; To celebrate by birthday and the return of Futurama to TV my wife made me some yummy (gluten-free) Brain Slug cupcakes!! You can find the recipe and other info on her blog &#8220;Gluten &#038; Fibro Free&#8220;]]></description>
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<p>To celebrate by birthday and the return of Futurama to TV my wife made me some yummy (gluten-free) Brain Slug cupcakes!!</p>
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<p>You can find the recipe and other info on her blog &#8220;<a href="http://www.glutenfibrofree.com/recipes/gluten-free-brain-slugs/">Gluten &#038; Fibro Free</a>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>Special guest on Disney Warnerville Indiana</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yours truly was the special guest announcer on the April 4th edition on Disney Warnerville Indiana podcast]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the year 3010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who don&#8217;t know, or don&#8217;t remember how cool it was growing up in the 80&#8242;s I present to you: Lazer Tag: The game that moves at the speed of light &#8211; Story and Game rules &#8220;Red light beams are for illustration only. Actual infrared beams are invisible and safe&#8221; Welcome to [...]]]></description>
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For those of you who don&#8217;t know, or don&#8217;t remember how cool it was growing up in the 80&#8242;s I present to you:</p>
<p>Lazer Tag: The game that moves at the speed of light &#8211; Story and Game rules</p>
<div id="attachment_41" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a rel="lightbox" href="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lazer_tag_manual-cover.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-41" title="Lazer Tag Manual - Cover" src="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lazer_tag_manual-cover.jpg" alt="Lazer Tag Manual - Cover" width="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lazer Tag Manual - Cover</p></div>
<p>&#8220;Red light beams are for illustration only. Actual infrared beams are invisible and safe&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>Welcome to the year 3010.</strong><br />
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Lazer Tag is the international sport. Each year, grand Lazer Tag championship games are held across a variety of age groups. The Lazer Tag games are coordinated by The Lazer Tag Academy, a prestigious international foundation devoted to the continued peace, prosperity and advancement of mankind.</p>
<p>Jamie Jaren is a bright, friendly thirteen-year-old girl and three-time winner of the Trans-Global Lazer Tag championships. Jamie is the star pupil of professor Nori Olanga, head of the StarLyte Academy.</p>
<p>Professor Olanga has discovered that Jamie possesses a curious power over the energy emitted from the Lazer Tag StarLyte unit. Jamie can use StarLyte energy to manipulate the physical world as well as travel through time.</p>
<p>But then Draxon Drear arrives, a master criminal from the past.</p>
<p>Drear plans to change the world into an evil place and he, too, has power over StarLyte energy. The only person who can thwart Drear&#8217;s evil plan is Jamie Jaren.</p>
<p>Drear decides to travel to the year 1987 to kidnap Jamie&#8217;s ancestor, Tom Jaren. Tom is a 14-year-old athletic boy living in Los Angeles. Drear reasons that by changing history, Jamie Jaren will never be born and no one will be able to stop Drear.</p>
<p>Jamie discovers this evil plot and she, too, travels to 1987 to protect her relatives: Tom, Beth, and Nicky Jaren.</p>
<p>Join Jamie, Tom, Beth, and Nicky on Saturdays on NBC this Fall as they travel through time to stop the evil Draxon Drear. Every Saturday you&#8217;ll see a new adventure and learn more about the game of the future, Lazer Tag. Who knows? Maybe you possess special power over StarLyte energy, too.</em></p>
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<p>Ya, I looked more like the &#8220;Single Player&#8221; none of my friends were quite as cool as me. (none of them had any Lazer Tag equipment)</p>
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<p>This was the basic set I had. Apparently they later changed the &#8220;guns&#8221; to white because the police shot some kid who was carrying one, mistaking it for a real gun. Hopefully they have these problems solved before 3010.</p>
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<p>I wasn&#8217;t &#8220;StarHelmet&#8221; cool, but I was &#8220;StarCap&#8221; cool .</p>
<div id="attachment_50" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lazer_tag_manual-back.jpg" rel="lightbox[40]"><img src="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lazer_tag_manual-back.jpg" alt="Lazer Tag Manual - Back Cover" title="Lazer Tag Manual - Back Cover Copyright 1986" width="400"  class="size-full wp-image-50" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lazer Tag Manual - Back Cover</p></div>
<p>Even if I did have a photo of my self fully adorned in Lazer Tag gear, don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d put it here.</p>
<p>Extra Bonus: this &#8220;Controlled Document&#8221;</p>
<div id="attachment_52" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lazer_tag-starhelmet.jpg" rel="lightbox[40]"><img src="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lazer_tag-starhelmet.jpg" alt="Lazer Tag - StarHelmet and StarCap instructions" title="Lazer Tag - StarHelmet and StarCap instructions" width="500" class="size-full wp-image-52" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lazer Tag - StarHelmet and StarCap instructions</p></div>
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		<title>is it 4:20 already?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a couple months ago I was walking down the hall at work and noticed a new painting on the wall. This wasn&#8217;t unusual since the floor had recently been renovated. Below is what I saw. An interesting painting of a rural gas station. As I walked by the advertisement painted on the side of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So a couple months ago I was walking down the hall at work and noticed a new painting on the wall. This wasn&#8217;t unusual since the floor had recently been renovated. Below is what I saw.</p>
<div id="attachment_15" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/420.jpg"  rel="lightbox"><img class="size-medium wp-image-15" title="420" src="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/420-300x211.jpg" alt="Marijuana themed art piece" width="300" height="211" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Click for a larger view</p></div>
<p>An interesting painting of a rural gas station. As I walked by the advertisement painted on the side of the gas station caught my eye.</p>
<div id="attachment_16" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href= "http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/420-acapulco_gold.jpg"  rel="lightbox"><img class="size-medium wp-image-16" title="acapulco gold" src="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/420-acapulco_gold-300x271.jpg" alt="marijuana themed art piece" width="300" height="271" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Click for a larger view</p></div>
<p>As I looked closer at the painting I found more and more interesting things.</p>
<div id="attachment_17" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/420-mountain-high.jpg"  rel="lightbox"><img class="size-medium wp-image-17" title="420 mountain high" src="http://www.jamesstanchfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/420-mountain-high-225x300.jpg" alt="marijuana themed art piece" width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">click for a larger view</p></div>
<p>Quite a surprising thing to find at 8:00 in the morning at work!</p>
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<p>Please note: I do not use or condone the use of marijuana, though I do think jail sentences for drug offenders rivaling those for murders is ridiculous and a waste of taxpayer money.</p>
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